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Hi, my names Maya, I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read

header artist: Dave Lebow

I’ve been in a residential program for two weeks and I get out and there’s a pandemic? Bitch I’m stressed

anybodyandsomebody:

shoudesuka-mechadork:

phoxxent:

breadgunner:

huellbabineauxdefensesquad:

eric-coldfire:

simon-newman:

bonesawcagematch:

rickfuckingdalton:

non-veritas:

wojak-penis-on-head-comic:

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

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I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

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According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

The most ambitious crossover

terefah:

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COPS ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS poster on Gadigal land, sydney.

Anonymous asked: are you worried

beefandcorn:

About what? But yeah

seaglassdinosaur:

theevilresident:

theevilresident:

please listen to Bert’s nephew i am begging you

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Ernie: how about a shark, to swim

Bert’s nephew:

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willyelektrix:

rollingandstories:

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It’s fun to see this kind of breakdown, even if there’s not much surprising here (other than maybe how drastically preeminent human fighters are when they are such a good race for literally any class).

Obviously I get why certain pairings are more common - I’m currently playing a dwarf fighter for Moradin’s sake - but I find characters that play against type really compelling, and I’ve thought of ideas for quite a few. I think I’ll start sharing some of those concepts here, since there’s basically no way I’ll ever get to play them all myself.

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Image source

This infographic was created with data from DnD Beyond. I should have looked up the source when I initially posted, but I was lazy. That’s my bad.

I’m playing a human fighter right now only because I thought, “No one plays a boring human fighter.” Shit.

pinkdementors:

can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her